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iTNA Anarchy Results 10/10/2009
iTNA Anarchy 10/10/2009
From Romania, Dracula's Castle.
Announcers: Ric_Flair and Shaggy

The show opened with a Star Wars video with old school captions that kicked into color with a change of Star Wars music.

Keyboard Warriors: Intercontinental CHALLENGE!!!
It is a period of civil war. Shawn Michaels, having lost a keyboard fight, has gone all emo.
Meanwhile, General Manager Toad announced the Intercontinental Challenge to crown a new Galaxy Intercontinental Champion.
Unbeknownst to either of them, George Lucas is planning a super Special Awesome Edition of iTNA Anarchy where they'll both be replaced by dancing CGI monkeys.
In America.

Maryse: Shawn Michaels hasn't said a word since he lost to Vegeta.

Jeff Hardy: Oi! Shawn answer me.. How many fingers am I holding up?

*Holds up his fist*

Jeff Hardy: That's right zero. Bloody hell, you are really good at this game. Let's play something else!!

{RKO}: Check his pulse by touching his balls Jeff.

Jeff Hardy: Listen Shawn, I've lost a keyboard fight to Vegeta too but i didn't get all emo about it. Even when i started having all these erotic dreams about it. I mean i was in a dog suit and everything.. Wait a minute.. Were you having dreams sex with Vegeta behind my back.. answer me you son of a bitch!!!

*Matt Hardy appears out of nowhere*

Matt Hardy: Oh please. Who hasn't had dreams sex with Vegeta?

*Dramatic music*

... To be continued

Opening Tables Matchup
The Dynasty (H0LLYWOOD & Jericho) vs. N.W.A. (Notorious BIG & Greek 316) *No Contest*
Match Rating: ---

Maryse: Look everyone it's that damn aussie fuckface arse bastard.

Matt Hardy: Actually my name is Matt "Joori" Hardy.

Maryse: That's what I said. That damn aussie fuckface arse bastard.

Matt Hardy: I've heard Shawn has lost is will to live. That is such a turn on for me. I just love broken men.

Maryse: I'm sick of you flirting with my future husband. It's time we settle this like real whores.

Jeff Hardy: Woohooo! Bikini fight in Jellos.

Maryse: No.. not like that.

Jeff Hardy: Naked Pillow fight?

Maryse: No.

{RKO}: Bukkake fight?

Maryse: Nooo! Aussie Fuckface. I challenge you to a keyboard fight in the first round of the Intercontinental Challenge.

Jeff Hardy: A woman winning a keyboard fight. That's the craziest thing I've ever heard.

{RKO}: Didn't she beat you 20 times already?

Jeff Hardy: Do you want to die paki?

{RKO}: D:

Matt Hardy: Muhahahahaa! Screw you Fatyse i put on my wizard hat and charge you with lvl 1 000 000 beauty mark power which kill you instantly and i win via forfeit.

{RKO}: I should try that instead of suicide-bombing myself like a retard.

Intercontinental Challenge, Hardcore X Match
Matt Hardy def. Maryse via forfeit
Match Rating: ---

Intercontinental Challenge, Hardcore I-QUIT Match
Notorious BIG def. Vegeta
Match Rating: **

Intercontinental Challenge, Hardcore Light Tube Match
Greek316 def. HELLRAISER
Match Rating: **

{RKO}: ... Stop shoving your fingers in my butthole.

Shawn Michaels: Yes! Yes! Thank you for this inspirational speech {RKO}. I am ready to face my destiny. I am FREE! I AM FREE! AND I WILL WIN THIS TOURNAMENT BECAUSE I'M SHAWN MICHAELS AND I DON'T FAIL!

Intercontinental Challenge, Hardcore Barbed Wire Match
Charlton J def. Shawn Michaels
Match Rating: ***

Intercontinental Challenge, Hardcore X Match
Jeff Hardy def. Shaun Swagger
Match Rating: *

Battle of the Pakis, Intercontinental Challenge, Hardcore Match
Daniel MI def. {RKO}
Match Rating: **

Intercontinental Challenge, Cage Match
Greek316 def. Charlton J
Match Rating: **

Intercontinental Challenge, Cage Match
Notorious BIG def. Daniel MI
Match Rating: **

Intercontinental Challenge, Cage Match
Jeff Hardy def. Matt Hardy
Match Rating: **

*Notorious-BIG got kidnapped by Aliens and they are doing some test to his anus*

Semi Main-Event:
Semi Final Intercontinental Challenge, Hardcore 2/3 Match
Greek316 def. Jeff Hardy
Match Rating: *****

Main Event:
Final Intercontinental Challenge, First Blood Match for the iTNA Intercontinental Championship


Chris Daniels def. Greek316
Match Rating: **

Edited by Insidious on 16.10.2009
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